You too can con your husband into ironing fabric for you. Use these simple steps and you'll experience a feeling of accomplishment and a sense of well being. Not to mention getting your fabric ironed too!
How To Get Your Husband to Iron Fabric
1. Dye some fabric in various containers. Notice how your back and feet are aching? Good. You'll need that memory in the future.
2. Wash the fabric and stack it conspicuously on a shelf. Sign loudly.
3. Complain about how tired your feet are. You've been on your dogs dyeing for days!
Sigh louder.
4. Heat up your trusty, shiny, new steam iron. Point out its features like how it glides across fabric and is a pleasure to steam with.
5. Find something on TV for him to watch. Cartoons work best. Or maybe an old war movie. But do not put on a political debate or the iron won't be the only thing steaming! You want to keep his attention so he doesn't wander out of the room.
6. Park him in front of the TV, the iron, and see the results!
7. Be grateful and give him a big kiss as a reward. (Image deleted by censors.) In extreme cases offer to make dinner and rub his feet. Rub his feet after dinner.
I hope you have found this helpful. It may also work with children and unsuspecting house guests.