Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Javelena Spotted in Northern Illinois
Woman Freaks Out
(Elgin, IL) Early today an elderly woman spotted what she thought was a javelena posed in a menacing manner outside her back door. Shoving friends, women, and children aside, she raced back into the house shouting, "Javelena! Javelena!"
Animal control officials were immediately summoned to the scene and declared the culprit to be a "sculpture of a pig" placed artfully in the garden foliage. Her husband, and assumed pig placer, was unavailable for comment.
Let this be a warning to you. Garden sculpture can be dangerous.